klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

christophertraegers:

i noticed ur a boy and u liked my selfie. here is an envelope, enclosed in which is an formal invitation to make out with me until i can’t see straight. u will notice that the rsvp options are “yes” and “frick yes”. i eagerly await ur response.